Mondays 9:30pm ET

The Locals

 

Mr. Miami BeachMr. Miami Beach

Chief of Protocol for Miami Beach

Dave meets his competition: the real “Mr. Miami Beach,” Michael Aller, whose actual title is Tourism and Convention Director and Chief of Protocol for Miami Beach.  Aller’s passion for Miami Beach threatens Hill’s plans to assume his position as King. 

 

King"King"

The Crazy Gorilla

Dave visits the Monkey Jungle and sings an original song to this large gorilla.

 

The Chicken LadyThe Chicken Lady

Internationally renowned speaker, author, trainer, speaker coach, consultant Dr. Tina Dupree

Also known as Dr. Tina Dupree, Dave gets serious and visits the Chicken Lady to perfect his public speaking skills. She helps Dave prepare a speech that thrills and inspires.

 

Jennifer Nicole LeeJennifer Nicole Lee

Fitness Trainer

Dave meets this local trainer to get into shape and even though she is married he thinks she totally wants to bang him.

 

Dr. Constantino MendietaDr. Constantino Mendieta

Board Certified Plastic Surgeon

Dave meets with the doc to learn the ins and outs of ASSessing, asses. Dave is reluctant to cut the fat off his own body because he says it’s a defense mechanism.

 

Yolande CitroYolande Citro

Real Estate Agent

Dave meets with Yolande Citro, real estate agent to the Miami stars. After getting past her obvious animal attraction to Dave and his pink but manly shirt, she is able to get down to the business of helping the King to find his castle.

 

Gary McCordGary McCord

Jet Salesman

Dave prepares to join the mile high club when he meets with Gary McCord, owner of Blue Star Jets. Gary and Dave compete in a battle of wits where Dave has a surprising victory and gets to make announcements from the cockpit.

 

Alan LimaAlan Lima

Boat Salesman

Dave meets with Alan Lima who lets Dave test drive a $280,000 yacht. Alan and Dave later coin the term "bangin in motion" when Dave shows him how to test the boat's "boneability".

 

Micki DahneMicki Dahne

Psychic to the Stars

Dave meets with Micki Dahne, the Dalai Lama of celebrity psychics who immediately declares that Dave’s destiny is filled with unstoppable success...Dave isn't surprised