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Somalia
If your idea of a vacation includes war-torn landscapes and a lack of organized government, then put Somalia on your itinerary. Here are a few tips from this week’s episode that may make your trip to Somalia a bit less interesting…
Don’t forget to bring your own army. The life expectancy of an American walking the streets of Mogadishu without armed protection? 1-2 minutes.
Don’t forget to bring home souvenirs. Consider an authentic Somalia Black Market AK-47, available for only $100-$200.
Diet, diet, diet. Hit the gym, cut the carbs and know that ransom for an American is determined by weight, with fresh-blooded Yanks fetching $1,000 a pound. A successful assassination can get a flat reward of $100,000.